First Year Law Students Are Tools

No, not all of them, but most are. It's exam time here at the Washington College Of Law and first years stick out like Jessica Simpson's boobs in a tight dress. For those that have had the pleasure of going to law school, they are the ones who wear shirts that have their section number printed on the front, complain constantly about how unprepared they are and how "there is sooo much reading." They also are the students most likely to relate everything in their lives to a case or some law school experience, and are always trying to figure out what everyone else's grades are or bitch about someone making a higher grade. If you haven't experienced law school, first years are the equivalent of the new employee fresh out of college that thinks they know everything.

Here's the deal tools. Quit bragging about being in law school or thinking you are in the big time. Guess what? The people in your classes are your peers, meaning they are in law school also, so you aren't any better than them nor are you going through different experiences. Quit bragging, quit whining, and quit being an ass. Nobody likes you.

And no, I was not a tool and I'm not one now; if you say otherwise, I'll punch you. Post a comment if you have anything else to add.