NFL Draft Projection

Just for the hell of it, here's my NFL draft projection based on needs and what I think they should do. I'm only gonna do the top 10 and I'll also project my sleeper and bust, so here goes:

1. Houston - Reggie Bush, USC. All this talk about Mario Williams is crazy.
2. New Orleans - D'Brickashaw Ferguson, UVA. He's a future dominating OL that can play right away. But, for some reason they may take Mario Williams.
3. Tennessee - Vince Young, Texas. He's been impressive in the workouts.
4. NY Jets - Mario Williams, NC State. Leinart would be the smart pick, but I don't think they like him that much, plus they just traded for Ramsey. They need help everywhere.
5. Green Bay - AJ Hawk, OSU. Leinart could go here.
6. San Fran - Vernon Davis, Maryland. Rumors that the Jets may take him; if so, welcome to hell Vernon. On second thought, San Fran isn't exactly any better, they are the Knicks of the NFL.
7. Oakland - Matt Leinart, USC. They'll get their golden boy.
8. Buffalo - Brodrick Bunkley, FSU. They need a lot b/c they stink, they could also go with Ngata.
9. Detroit - Michael Huff, Texas. They get a big safety but will probably switch him to WR.
10. Arizona - Winston Justice, USC. Who knows what they'll do, but this guy fills a need at OT. Culter is a possibility.

Sleeper: Joseph Addai, LSU. I think he's the second best back in the draft. Big, strong, and fast, plus he is a good receiver. He'll make a team at the end of the first very happy and will go no later than the beginning of the 2nd.
Bust: Lendale White, USC. I have questions about his work ethic, not his talent. Does he have the speed to get through the tackles and past the linebackers in the NFL? I don't think so.

First Year Law Students Are Tools

No, not all of them, but most are. It's exam time here at the Washington College Of Law and first years stick out like Jessica Simpson's boobs in a tight dress. For those that have had the pleasure of going to law school, they are the ones who wear shirts that have their section number printed on the front, complain constantly about how unprepared they are and how "there is sooo much reading." They also are the students most likely to relate everything in their lives to a case or some law school experience, and are always trying to figure out what everyone else's grades are or bitch about someone making a higher grade. If you haven't experienced law school, first years are the equivalent of the new employee fresh out of college that thinks they know everything.

Here's the deal tools. Quit bragging about being in law school or thinking you are in the big time. Guess what? The people in your classes are your peers, meaning they are in law school also, so you aren't any better than them nor are you going through different experiences. Quit bragging, quit whining, and quit being an ass. Nobody likes you.

And no, I was not a tool and I'm not one now; if you say otherwise, I'll punch you. Post a comment if you have anything else to add.

Clausen...

Have At It...

Here's something that will keep you from doing work.

Jalen Rose Is Good For Something

He actually is pretty good as a sideline reporter for TNT during the NBA Playoffs. This clip is from last night's Spurs/Kings game (nice choke job Kings).

Play Ball!

Opening Day for the 2006 Burtonsville 29ers is this Wednesday, April 26th at 6:00 p.m. at Olney Manor #4 against Lee Tree Service. First 10 fans in attendance will receive complimentary bleacher seats and the occassional curse word. A win is not guaranteed, but good times and beer is following the game at the Stained Glass Pub in Layhill. So come on out and see your favorite 29ers, such as Billy "Hoss" Biederman, Ryan "Dad Strength" Newell, and James "J." Harne, as well as the rookies, Brian Ulf and Michael "BW" Brooks-Williams!

The Hype Begins

So, Jimmy Clausen, kin to legends Casey and Rick of the famed Clausen football clan, gave his verbal committment to play football for Notre Dame. He has been hyped since last year, even moreso than current UGA freshman Matthew Stafford, who a noted recruiting analyst with Rivals.com called the "best quarterback he's ever seen in his 15 years in the business." Why the hype? Well, for one he's a Clausen. Don't laugh, his father created a hype machine and it has worked out for them; they each played, or will play, for prestigious football programs. However, his older brothers helped contribute to the demise of Tennessee. Second, he's a Clausen. Third, he's 19 and will be 20 when he graduates high school. Yes, you read that right. In fact, Mr. & Mrs. Clausen held every one of their kids back on purpose so they could develop physically, mentally, and apparently, ugly. Thus, it's no wonder Casey, Rick, and Jimmy each dominated in high school; they were eligible for social security upon graduation! And last but not least, Notre Dame, the media darling. Beano Cock will soon say Clausen will win 4 heismans and cure cancer.

Cluasen's goofier looking than his brothers and with our luck, and my hope, he'll follow the same path his brothers took, which is to fall flat on his weird looking face and accomplish nothing significant. Unless you count these feats as significant: 1) Begin UT's demise into mediocrity (Casey), 2) Lose 4 straight to UGA, even stating he could do it with 1 arm tied behind his back (Casey), 3) Never win a SEC Championship (Casey and Rick), 4) Play in more Peach Bowls than SEC Championships (Casey), 5) Lose to Maryland 30-3 (Casey. And this is not a jab at Maryland, UT should never lose 30-3, especially in a bowl. But I'm glad they did.), 6) Lose to Vanderbilt (Rick), and 7) Lead UT to a 5-6 record (Rick).

Note: Finally, here's a grounded article written by Dennis Dodd.

Woah...

No, not Keanu Reeves woah, but "holy shit, this guy is 5'11 and has a 53 inch vertical" woah. Push play.

And Then There's This...

Barry Melrose's Mullet Madness

I mean really, can it get any better than Jaromir Jagr's? Here's the link that is chock full of mullet goodness.

It's Coming...

Yup